[lesbian in a hat]

2009

December
October 56
August 90
July 137
June 156
May 99
April 93
March 97
February
January
I must make these at home: Cheesy Bacon Baked Tortilla...
Sep 30th
most delicious bacon ever? Tempura Bacon By chef Bill...
Sep 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27)
Sep 29th
MF just said that I’m the sibling that she never wanted :(
Sep 29th
but where are the underpants gnomes? toothpaste for dinner
Sep 28th

From an early episode of the West Wing

President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important because we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
Sep 25th
mfred: The Republican Party of Texas just announced a...
Sep 25th
have a morning cuppa kitten. (via miezekatzen)
Sep 25th
Who can say no to donuts AND robots? fuckyeahrobots: via...
Sep 24th
for mfred…
Sep 23rd
good morning kitty. (via miezekatzen)
Sep 23rd
I consider this a win!  Along with Dave Barry’s...
Sep 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20)
Sep 21st
How to make good choices in life… explodingdog: The...
Sep 21st
some of the most awesome stuff comes from the Chop Shop.
Sep 21st
fuckyeahrobots: SolarAvada.
Sep 20th
cannibalism is delicious!! (via fuckyeahhappy)
Sep 19th

Nametwin saga... takes a whole new...

Fall’s sexiest new corsets + 50% off select styles. Otherwise known as a subject line from...
Sep 18th
Gizmodo: Leave it to our sex expert Debby Herbenick to...
Sep 17th
Graffiti is gone from Harriet Tubman’s mosaic mural -...
Sep 17th
fuckyeahrobots: Yay Robots Version 2.0 by ~GraySapphire on...
Sep 16th

Nametwin saga

I might be the smartest Sara Hoffman out there simply because I know my own email address.  Another...
Sep 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)
Sep 15th
fuckyeahrobots: CACHIVACHE WANT!
Sep 14th
kittykittybangbang: fuckyeahtattoos: my open hearts [only...
Sep 14th
Eyes carved in a tree in front of the Newseum.
Sep 13th

Why do the cats love Sara more?

M: It must be the power of gravy.
S: maybe?
M: why would morning gravy be better?I feed them in the evening. Maybe because you eat so much bacon, it seeps out of your pores.
S: ....
This conversation occured while Lola and I were spooning.
Sep 13th
cositasbonitas: (via lookcaitlin)
Sep 11th
“Oh dear. I just blogged. I am all verklempt. I feel...”
— my mom. the subject line was...
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
ctcircusfreak: Discover Drunk History. Check it if ya missed it. Real history buffs get real drunk,...
Sep 10th
Voice for Equality: Pauley Perrette
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
Otamatone: One Part Theremin, One Part Synth, One Part Insanity Who cares if this video is...
Sep 9th
I would watch this version of Harriet the Spy, thanks xkcd.
Sep 9th
How to blow a cat's mind
Sep 9th
Stop being such a fucking hippie.  Sweet. by jleathers in...
Sep 8th
swirlee: Click through for full size.
Sep 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)
Sep 7th
Chicken and lamb, ready for the grill
Sep 7th
Just say no to yellow, orange, animated gifs and comic sans....
Sep 7th
Monarch caterpillar at the Monticello gardens on blood...
Sep 6th
holy crap, tiny kitten! (via fuckyeahhappy)
Sep 6th
Can I get one of these? Or at least have my cats trained to...
Sep 6th
madthoughts: “Notzee. Soshlist.” But where’s the...
Sep 5th
Warch Watch
And sometimes my mother finds something online before I do…
Sep 5th
“This morning as I was putting the great bell outside I...”
— my mom
Sep 5th
Sep 5th
Voice for Equality: Tom Colicchio
Sep 4th
build a ROBOT cupcakes! on Flickr - Photo Sharing! via...
Sep 4th
Warch Watch
madthoughts: If this version of ‘Wake Up’ by the Arcade Fire isn’t available on the soundtrack...
Sep 4th
mdt: Morphology of mythical creatures.  The Cerberus gag...
Sep 3rd
Oh Joy!: united steaks of america via wadcity
Sep 3rd
madthoughts: A agree. Very clever. szymon: clever...
Sep 3rd
drink your mornin’ cuppa kitten! (via miezekatzen)
Sep 3rd
Mfred and I made a Monty and Lola blog.
Sep 3rd
Marcella was thinking about starting a Tumblr account for just Monty and Lola. What do you guys think?
Sep 2nd
kittykittybangbang: onemoretimewithfeeling: ...
Sep 2nd
Nat'l Airport, Crystal City, & Pentagon City...
Sep 1st
and this is why we don’t live in an apartment building...
Sep 1st